You need words. I write words.

Words for the web, print and anywhere else that needs them.

I wrote some words for these people and, without me having to twist their arms or kidnap their pets, this embarrassingly effusive praise was the result. In fact, one client was so grateful, she named her first-born after me. Funny name for a girl, Brian.

“Brian is my copywriter of choice when recommending to clients. I have worked with Brian on a few projects now, catering to completely different audiences, and he always finds the right words to say. Whether looking for something crisp and persuasive, or indulgent and romantic, Brian writes words that feel completely at ease. Great value and time efficient, Brian is an excellent copywriter..."

Gushed the graphic designer

"I can wholeheartedly recommend Brian, not only as a master wordsmith, but also as a solid, reliable, friendly, and professional person to do business with."

Stated the screen printer

“I've never met someone so passionate about words as Brian. I'm dyslexic as a dog. I take photos, words aren't my thing, but Brian asked me lots of questions, met up with me and in general understood who I was and what I was trying to do... his dedication to his work is incredible, even 6 months down the line I get recommendations on written works I have done myself..."

Proclaimed the wedding photographer

"Whilst designing a piece of marketing material for my business I was happy with the content and lay-out but my own words just sounded a bit ordinary. I really wanted to make an impact with this mail-shot and so asked around for advice. Brian came highly recommended so I sent him the content and explained what I wanted to achieve. He very swiftly took on the task and provided me with 8 pieces of copy that really exceeded what I could have done myself, it was exactly what I needed. He made it so easy... Brian is now my first port of call."

Insisted the interior designer

"We approached Brian with the mammoth task of re-writing over a thousand of our product descriptions for oak, pine and painted furniture. Unfazed by scale of this, Brian’s professional and methodical approach ensured that the entire project was delivered on time, on budget and on brand. The quality of Brian’s copy was always consistent and despite the quantity of products he wrote for, his work was always fresh and engaging. We’re thankful to Brian for his help with this project and wouldn’t hesitate to work with him again."

Enthused the e-commerce manager


I’ve written words for Lakeland, Hitachi, The Cotswold Company, Lifestyle Furniture, Naked Kitchens, Ben Dodge, Chantillie House, Heritage Furniture, Weddings with Winston, Trade Copiers, Equi Capital, Form Interior, Ernest Journal, Selesti, Hallmark Care Homes, Stratfords Residential Sales & Lettings, and I’m ready to write words for you. You can add your name to this list by sending me an email at wordmongerbc@gmail.com, or calling 07833 478459.