Cumbrian place-name poem

​When Birker Fell

On Scafell Pike

Cat Bells rang

On Baron’s Hill

As Greystoke wept

On Metal Bridge

A Sprinkling Tarn

Made Skelwith Fold

Beneath Thack Bottom

A Bandrake Head

Pushed Barrows Green

Down Kinkry Hill

Cross Garnett Bridge

Down Hallow Bank

Alston way to

Unthank End